Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Split, Pestilence To Go Solo »
Posted By ind06 2 months ago in HumorConflicting rumors are circulating the underworld suggesting that Pestilence may have actually been thrown out by the other three who have been hinting for some time that they felt they were carrying him. The remaining horsemen have not yet confirmed whether they will continue to tour as a threesome or also take some time out to develop solo projects.
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uncle-dave2 months ago
indy, did you write this?!
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_of_the_Apo...br />
The Fifth Horseman
This interpretation relies on the story of Bear Grylls. Bear left "Man vs Wild" during the filming of one episode, riding away on the back of a tiger; a tiger which he tamed using only the sounds of urination. Years later, Bear's progeny, Tiger Grylls, emerges from the jungle wearing only a tiger loincloth. Questions about his mother remain unanswered. Tiger continues the show with "Man vs Wild 2" and in the premiere Tiger skydives without a parachute, wrestles a cheetah for dominance, shoots a giraffe 2000 feet below using a peashooter and a single BB, and then lands on the back of an eagle and flies to safety. In the season finale, they dump him on the moon naked, and tell him he has three days left to get back to Earth. Afterwards, we lose half the Moon and most of Jupiter. Tiger then has an explanatory epilogue in the middle of the apocalyptic events that follow. Thus gains him entry as the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, and he rides into Hell laughing at the misery that he created. He now resides in Hell for eternity.-
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ciera-marie2 months ago
Wow, I liked Bear too. Man that just goes to show you cannot trust your progeny.
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Savij2 months ago
It did wonders for Justin Timberlake... oh wait, silly me.
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Did I confuse a boyband with the horsemen of apocalypse?
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icono12 months ago
Well now this really sucks.
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They were one of my favorite bands esp... when they got down to the nitty gritty details of rape, pillage, and plunder with a side-order of religious Inquisitions, political purges, genocide, world wars and the ocasional water-boarding outing with a good ol' fashioned famine thrown in for effect.
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ARTOFWAR1 month, 2 weeks ago
the day that pestilence is made redundent is the day that G.W. Bush packs his bags from office.
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