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Posted by: Shannonyork 9 months, 1 week ago

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Whether you want to grow a mustache, full-on beard or goatee, growing facial hair is like an art. Not only do you have to be concerned with how and where the facial is growing, but the state of your skin as well. If you're thinking about a change that involves growing facial hair, follow these simple steps to ensure that the end result is...

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deathray9 months, 1 week ago

Apparently, Cuban adolescents are supposed to be able to grow full beards at 13, so a friend's mother got him testosterone shots (yeah, I know, she's a genius) and now, he has to shave his face from the clavicles up.
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  BoxMonkey9 months, 1 week ago
  
  That's pretty funny in an ironic way . Sorry to read that . I had a full mustache and sideburns at 13 , so I was the one who got to go to the liquor store . I didn't think there was a wrong way to grow facial hair . If I do nothing about it , it just shows up on it's own . No coaxing needed .
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    deathray9 months, 1 week ago
    
    The poor guy was apparently not "maturing" at an early enough date, so his mother convinced a doctor (who should have known better)to give him the hormone shots. Now, he gets a five o'clock shadow at about 9:20 am.
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ConquerorWyrm9 months, 1 week ago

I hate shaving yet I can't stand having a beard for too long. Finally found a happy medium. I use a trimmer to give myself permanent 'shadow'. But when I want to have fun...
Well let's see, there was what my brother called my 'taliban goatee'...
then, a couple years ago when taking some courses at the local community college, I thought 'what the hell' & sported a 'brush mustache'. Boy, would I get looks! Whenever someone commented though, I'd ask them what they had against Charlie Chaplin. Sad, very sad, how few people knew what I was talking about.
I trim mine at whim mostly, letting it grow out for about a week & then treating it as if I were doing lawn sculpture. I think it drove my ex nuts. The 'checker-board' pattern, which I thought was hillariously funny, didn't amuse her much.
It was funny though when her then 9yo autistic son watched me, then when nobody was watching, proceded to trim a huge reverse mohawk across his head. She didn't like that either...
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  BoxMonkey9 months, 1 week ago
  
  That's good stuff you got there ConquerroWyrm . Sounds like you could do a book or some stand-up or both .
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    ConquerorWyrm9 months, 1 week ago
    
    Give it a try. Grow a mustache, groom it into a little brush, you know, like Chaplin, & see how people react. They only see Hitler. When they comment, just innocently say you like Chaplin.
    Screwing with the minds of the ignorant & gullible is a wonderful thing to do.
    You should hear how I buy my gas.
    "I'd like to support international terrorism with $20 bucks on pump 10 please"
    or
    "I'd like to help our President's retirement fund with $20 bucks on..."
    or
    "I'd like to help a Saudi prince install gold fixtures in his bathroom with $20 bucks on..."
    I've only gotten a handful of clerks who get irate. Usually they laugh.
    Of course, I buy my cigarettes with "Give me a pack of your cheapest and crappiest ultra-light 100's"
    or
    "I'd like one pack of sweet, golden, juicy, cream-filled..."
    The clerks will always remember you after that and will always treat you kindly after you give them a reason to smile.
    
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